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Dear Wee Loon,

You know what your problem is? Your problem is you're a wuss.

I don't know what happened to you but you didn't use to be like this. Somewhere down the road, maybe you read one too many sob story or watched one too many chick flicks. Or maybe you just met the wrong kind of girls, but you've gotten soft.

Now you're just like a girl trapped in a man's body; all sensitive and touchy-feely.

Maybe that's what she was talking about - that's your character flaw. Sob sob sob yah-dah yah-dah yah-dah blah blah blah. All this talk about hurt and pain and whatnots.

One word - Eew.

There's a difference, man, between being the nice guy and showing some TLC, and being a wuss who whines more than a chick.

At the moment, you sound more like the latter. So it's time to man up, or you'll lose all the charm and the chick.

Yours sincerely,
Wee Loon